“Look at you!! You’re so small and cute!! Like a little doll!” thinks you are absolutely, irrevocably, indiscriminately, precious. just a personal idea of mine i guess but, miranda seems pretty tall, so it’s not much of a surprise if you’re shorter than her, really just stands there and watches you struggle with that… semi-sadistic grin of hers. if you’re short enough to have to get on the tips of your toes to try and kiss her or anything like that, she gets… q u i t e the kick out of it. “Get over here and give me a kiss, itty-bitty.”
it’s almost more romantic and sweet than anything. that being said, though-she does admittedly tease you about it from time to time, playfully. but if you express you don’t like your height or anything to that effect, she’ll buy you some expensive heels, or fancy insoles for your shoes to give you a little boost-things like that, all the while still assuring you that, with or without these things-you’re her extremely beautiful girlfriend. makes it a b u n d a n t l y clear, that she loves you just the way you are-there isn’t a thing she’d change, certainly not your height. if she hears anyone bad-mouthing you for your height, don’t be surprised if you never see that person again, y i k e s depending on just how much shorter you are, she might use your head or you shoulder as an arm rest-not in a mean way, it’s more like… a display of affection. she finds your height really endearing, though. A/n yknow what!!!! to make up for not being able to do polly or faith ill do vera a n d miranda!!! Vera and Miranda with a Short Girlfriend Headcanons